Tuesday, November 18, 2014

The Sophomore Shrug: Second Book Elicits Serious Ho-Hums

I wrote a little essay for "Book Life", which is part of Publishers Weekly, about the travails of self-publishing--particularly where second novels are concerned. You see, your friends get excited about your first novel, buying the thing and turning up at your readings. The local media in your neck of the woods deems it press-worthy too, Area Man Publishing a Novel and all.

The second novel--not so much.

The essay is called "Second Thoughts on Self-Publishing." 

This is all too fitting. Since the essay was published, I've seen a little spike in sales for my first novel, No Never No More.
The second one that's caused a bit of frustration, When I Was Punk? No bump in sales yet.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Fade to ‘Black’



I got to do a fun story for the NY Times on the Irish bar band Black 47 wrapping things up next week after 25 years together. It was an exciting assignment; I’d seen the band a bunch at Paddy Reilly’s in the early ‘90s. There were Irish acts at Paddy’s just about every night: Speir Mor, Rogue’s March, etc. It was a rite of passage for young Irish American dudes—I knew a few of those guys—to have a Guinness and see Black 47 and other Irish bands at Paddy’s. When I had money, I’d walk to Paddy’s from my East Village tenement, get a Guinness from one of the bar’s eight Guinness-only taps, and see the bands.
In reporting the story, there turned out to be a ton of really rich material, from the raconteur Malachy McCourt—Black 47 front man Larry Kirwan was in the house band at McCourt’s Bells of Hell bar many years ago—to up and coming musicians who counted Black 47 as a serious influence, to the band members themselves.
“Black 47 took Irish music out of the lachrymose ‘Tora lora lora laddy’/‘Did Your Mother Come From Ireland?’,” McCourt told me, “and gave it real soul.”
The band prominently features horns—not just a horn section, spicing up a song at opportune moments--but trombone and various sax’s with driving roles in the song. Geoff Blythe had been a founding member of Dexys Midnight Runners before turning up with Black 47 at a festival out in Rockaway in 1990. The song arrangements had “all the space in the world,” Blythe says. “They said, do what you like. It was a blank slate.”
That kind of creativity was absolutely key to the band surviving for so long. I mean, name another New York band that’s stayed together, without hiatus, that long.
The band got big, with a video on MTV and “Funky Ceili” on rock radio. They played some stadiums. Paddy Reilly’s was reconfigured to make more room for Black 47 and its fans. The bar shut down its kitchen and set up Black 47 in the vacated space. Steve Duggan, longtime “man behind the bar” at Paddy Reilly’s, as he puts it, says a record label called one day about a private party, and asked about food. “I got a kitchen,” Duggan told them. “But the band plays in the kitchen.”
Black 47 never did break from the Irish pub scene entirely. Over time, with higher NY rents and people seemingly less open minded about hearing new music, the gigs thinned out.
Band members expressed no regret, saying it was always about the music and the message, not fame and fortune. “I think the guys have a bit of, what if?” says bassist Joe “Bearclaw” Burcaw, who joined in 2006. “Not regret. Just, what if?”
The decision to call it quits came following a festival in Buffalo last year. There’s a new album, fittingly called “Last Call”, full of songs about colorful characters, typically with Irish roots, in NYC. There’s a second CD of its best political songs called “Rise Up.”
“The band has great momentum—it’s good to end it on our own terms, on a high point,” says Joseph Mulvanerty, who replaced founding member Chris Byrne on the uilleann pipes, bodhran  and various other traditional instruments in 2000.
The guys will pursue side projects; Bearclaw will play in a Hendrix tribute band, Blythe has his horn-fueled rock band GIBlythe. Kirwan will perform solo occasionally and work on his plays. He’s president of the Irish American Writers & Artists organization. Quips McCourt: “We’ll find a way to impeach him.”
So what’s Black 47’s legacy? It was Irish music, but it was so much more. With the hip-hop and the punk, the reggae and the horns, it was New York Irish music. “It was something you never heard before,” says Pete Ganbarg, who signed the band to its deal at SBK Records in the early ‘90s. “The closest was the Pogues, but those guys were over there—not over here.”  
Mike Farragher, Irish Voice music critic, said Black 47 made him appreciate the traditional Irish that was on in his home growing up, and which he says he despised as a kid growing up across the Hudson in Jersey City. “It was a translation and interpretation of Irish and American cultures,” he says. “I didn’t get the Clancy Brothers growing up. But I heard the reggae and hip-hop of Black 47, went back to the Clancy Brothers--and I got it.”  
Looking forward to seeing the band tonight.


Thursday, October 23, 2014

'When I Was' Reviewed by Publishers Weekly

So I wrote this novel, When I Was Punk, and Publishers Weekly, which may be the most influential reviewer of books out there, reviewed it.

They called the novel, which is set in and around Tompkins Square Park in 2001, "comical" (in a good way, I presume) and "scrappy" (also in a good way, I presume). 

Majorly psyched to get a review in P-Dubs.
Here it is in full:
This comical, scrappy second book from Malone in his Tomkins Square Trilogy (after No Never No More) takes place in 2001, two years after the first book. A recovering coke addict from Manhattan's East Village, Conrad, 39, finishes his court-ordered one-year drug rehab treatment and discovers his girlfriend of 10 years Anna-Jane ("AJ") has fallen in love with rockabilly musician Ethan. She decides to breakup with Conrad. He takes solace in working as a bartender, writing in his life journal, and reading Jack Kerouac and F. Scott Fitzgerald novels. Meantime, the cavalier Fluke Crowley, 18, has chosen to hang out and experience the punk scene for a year before entering Princeton to study art or business. After becoming a petty criminal to support his carefree lifestyle, Fluke steals Conrad's knapsack containing his life journal, which Fluke reads with interest. While Fluke's family is looking for him (they've hired a private investagtor to bring him home), he run a scam concerning a new fictitious street aphrodisiac called "Jackrabbit." Eventually, Fluke and Conrad cross paths and reconcile their differences just when things are turning too hot for Fluke to stick around town. He plans a hasty exit for warmer climates and sets the stage for the last book to complete Malone's literary project. (Sept.)

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

And So Fourth...Holiday at the Brewery

July 4th...actually July 6th...at Captain Lawrence Brewing.

I met a pretty cool veteran who was very psyched to be enjoying beers with family, and not in Afghanistan.

Charlie Menendez of White Plains is enjoying quality time with his family. If anyone deserves a relaxing Fourth of July weekend, it’s Charlie, back from a two year stint fighting in Afghanistan. He’s digging the Red Herring. “Usually I’m an IPA guy,” he says. “This is a sweet twist on an IPA.”
Charlie is with his mother, Luz Mary, his brother, Christian Lasso, and his stepfather, Peter Gonzalez. Luz Mary is from Colombia, and the family rabidly watched Colombia’s World Cup campaign, which ended a few days earlier in a bruising match with Brazil. “I barely cried in Afghanistan,” says Charlie. “But that was…emotional.”

Luz Mary is emotional too, tearing up when Charlie speaks of phone calls from Afghanistan with his mom that were cut short when the bombing started. But that is all behind him now.
“We haven’t had many Fourth of Julys together—it’s always nice,” the proud veteran says. “Beer, barbecue, relax with family…that’s it.”

Monday, June 30, 2014

Elizabeth, Rich and a Boat Ride to Rye

I had a first person essay in the Journal News, the major daily serving Westchester County, NY, June 29 about my grandparents first meeting on a boat trip to this exotic future-world known as Rye Playland. They set foot in Westchester a full 73 years before my family and I arrived in the Land of the High Taxes.

I interviewed my father and my aunt to get some details on how my grandfather and grandmother met, and imagined the rest.

It's neat to have a piece of my family's history now on record, and it's fun to get some people who were alive during World War I--both grandparents are deceased--into the Google world and internet bloodstream. For instance, googling "Richard Malone" and "firefighter" has my grandfather in the Top 10 today.

It was Assumption Day – Aug. 15, 1933 – and Richard Malone, a 19-year-old factory worker in Elizabeth, N.J., was on a Rye Playland-bound excursion with his pals, a rickety steamship pushing off from Port Elizabeth, crawling through the inky Arthur Kill, into New York Harbor, up the East River and, finally, onto the expansive Long Island Sound. How Playland, five years young at the time, must've looked to the sweaty castaways, an Emerald City off in the shrinking distance.

Stocky and sincere, Rich approached a shy teen girl – also from Elizabeth, and sharing a name with the blue-collar city. Elizabeth saw some good under Rich's gruff exterior, and agreed to spend the day with him.

I had originally intended for the essay to run on the back page of Westchester Magazine, for a new department the mag calls "My Westchester." Alas, they had already greenlighted an essay about a couple falling in love at Rye Playland. But I was able to get it onto the Journal News' Opinion pages. For the record, I don't get paid for the essay. But once in a blue moon, some things are more important than payment.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Snitches Get Ditches: Crime Reporting in the Inner City


This was a very interesting story I did in 2008 that ended up as the cover story on the trade mag Broadcasting & Cable; I believe it was the first time a controversial topic was tackled from this particular angle, which is always gratifying.

"See No Evil" is about how people in the inner-city abide quite strictly by the "stop snitching" code--you don't rat out the bad guys even if they've done really bad things--and how that affects reporting on crime in these areas.

Reporters spoke of youths walking by, making the sound of a gun cocking, while they worked their beats on a local crime story, or having their vehicles vandalized to send a message to back the f*** off.

I don't get to do a lot of investigative reporting, but this one did take on a tough issue and hopefully shone a bit of light on it. 

Here are a few grafs. 

So goes investigative reporting in Kansas City and several other markets in America, as the Stop Snitching movement gains momentum and leaves residents scared to death of anyone with a badge—or a microphone or notepad. “To this day, the question remains: How could two people get gunned down in front of so many people, and two years later, no one’s been charged?” [KCTV Kansas City anchor Craig] Nigrelli wonders. “The answer is, no one will talk. ‘No Snitch’ is loud and powerful here.”

Investigative reporters in all corners of the country are increasingly encountering the Stop Snitching campaign—spread through word of mouth, DVDs and T-shirts—that makes their jobs that much more difficult. And as digital media means that testimony on the evening news can exist on the Web forever—and be distributed virally to an array of devices—many believe it won’t be getting easier to produce eyewitnesses.

WCAU Philadelphia investigative reporter Harry Hairston knows about such hostility firsthand. While reporting a story a few years ago about a white man who’d moved to a mostly black neighborhood in Chester, Pa., and was being harassed by neighbors who did not want him there, Hairston returned to the station van after doing his reporting to the jarring sight of a cinderblock that had been thrown through his windshield. “Their message was, leave us alone,” he says. “They did not want the media reporting on what was going on.”



Thursday, June 19, 2014

Bellying Up to the Bard: A Chat With Shane MacGowan

Perhaps once in a career, you get to interview someone who's inspired you.

I got to sit with Shane MacGowan, poet and punk icon, in 2001. 

I'd already wanted to be a writer, but he inspired me to write something good that may just stuck around after I'm dead and gone. Wishful thinking, perhaps, but it did help me get my first novel done and out the door.

Shane, former singer in the iconic Irish trad/punk band the Pogues, was performing with his new outfit, the Popes, at Webster Hall. Employed at the time by Playboy.com, I was to meet with him after.

Like that teen scribe in Almost Famous, I lugged a large, heavy digital recorder--cutting edge technology at the time--to Webster Hall. We'd planned to feature an audio file on the Playboy site that people could click on, and hear a bit of Shane's boozy rasp themselves. I don't fully recall what happened that night, but when the show ended, MacGowan was nowhere to be found.

Fairly typical Shane MacGowan stuff. I once stood under a packed tent on Randalls Island, waiting for Shane to take the stage. Someone knew someone who had a line in to Shane, who apparently was drinking in some hole in the wall in Woodside, Queens, resisting the efforts of his handlers to pull him out.

So I never got actual face time with Shane, but we did do a phoner a few days later while he was still in New York. I recall he'd been kicked out of his hotel, and was holed up in a Best Western in Hells Kitchen. He was in bed when he spoke.

The rock star life.

Here's a snippet of our chat.

Do you ever have to pay for a drink anymore?
SM: I very rarely have to pay for a drink these days. D’ya know what I mean? The bars I go to, there are so many people there who will buy me a drink, or it’s on the house. If we’re in Ireland, people buy me drinks, and when we’re on the road, a lot of times fans will see me and buy me a drink. Occasionally, I’ll buy myself a drink, or I’ll buy other people drinks, ya know? Yeah? But I do get a lot of drinks bought for me, if that’s what you mean. That’s how I get a reputation as such a big drinker — I always have these glasses in front of me, people always putting them on the table, know what I mean?

I guess your fans feel like it’s an affirmation for them, buying you a drink.
SM: Yeah, and that’s very nice of them. I’m not complaining at all.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

All the Brews That's Fit to Print


I do a little writing for a local craft brewery.

It gives me an emotional connection to a cool business in my area.

It also teaches me a lot about beer, and keeps my fridge well stocked with excellent brews--IPA, Liquid Gold, the summer ale known as Sun Block--as part of my remuneration is, shall we say, liquid.

Here's the latest "Notes From the Captain Lawrence Tasting Room", on fathers and sons and daughters spending a beautiful Father's Day down at the local brewery.

And here are the 108 "Notes From the..." stories I did before the Father's Day one.

A Visit to the Funny Farm

One of the funner, if you will, stories I've ever written was a piece for my employer, the television trade mag Broadcasting & Cable, about how writers from the satirical paper The Onion were starting to rival the longtime primary source of TV writing talent--the Harvard Lampoon.

So you've got these preppy and connected Harvard guys on one end, and these flannel-wearing state school dudes with honkin' Midwestern accents on the other, if we can speak in broad stereotypes that are probably not far from the truth.

It was a cover story in 2006. The cover said "The Funny Farm". 

The story itself was called "Wisconsin Wise Guys Plot TV Takeover."

The sources were quite funny.

Here's a taste:
While alumni of both the Onion and the Lampoon make up a small percentage of working comedy writers, they wield disproportionate influence, with high-ranking staffers producing influential shows. Onion humor drives programs that mine current events for wit, like The Daily Show and Colbert Report, while Lampoon humor—described by The Office producer and former Lampoon President Schur as “very odd, dry, abstract and mostly unreadable if you're not on the staff”—seems best-suited for sitcoms and sketch comedy.
It's not hard to see the Onion's influence on its alumni's shows. There's the tongue-way-in-cheek satirical bite of Daily Show (a Zagat-style review of Guantanamo called it a “hip Hussein loyalist hangout,” albeit one with a “limited menu”) and Colbert Report (bombastic host Stephen Colbert teased a recent episode with “So-called separation of church and state—if a father and son can be president, why not the Holy Spirit?”).
There are the “Onion-esque” newspaper headlines, as American Dad executive producer Mike Barker describes them, that start each episode of the Fox program. “The satirical bent that the Onion writers have lends itself perfectly to the satirical nature of American Dad,” says Barker. His favorite Dan Vebber headline on Dad: “Britney Spears' Baby To Enter Pre-Hab.”

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Smoove Operator

I chatted with J.B. Smoove, funny dude from Curb Your Enthusiasm, earlier this year for Westchester Magazine. 

You may have also seen Smoove, a Mount Vernon native, on The Millers on CBS.

Smoove explains why so many Mount Vernon-raised people, including Denzel and Diddy, go onto greater things:

You see somebody else making it, doing amazing things…Watching Denzel growing up, it inspired me. Watching Heavy D and the Boyz perform, it inspired me

Monday, June 16, 2014

Smoking With Kelsey Grammer

On rare occasions, I sit with a celeb of some stature and spin a profile out of it.

Way back in another epoch, I did so at the Waldorf-Astoria, I believe it was, with Kelsey Grammer.

It was a cover story for Smoke Magazine, a cigar and lifestyle and men's mag that is actually still around. (Think, Cigar Aficionado for the less wealthy dude.)

Grammer was terrific. After the interview was done, I turned off the tape recorder and we chatted for some time. His then wife Camille--you remember Camille Grammer--was at the table with us.
He told me about hitchhiking as a young man, seeing Jimi Hendrix, some other fun remembrances. I never felt he was eager to get on with his day and see me out of his suite. I had him sign an autograph for the receptionist at our office and he was gracious.

The story ran in 2000 and is called "Grammer's Lesson."

Here's a bit of it. 

It’s the voice you notice first. Grammer’s diction and enunciation are decidedly Frasier-esque; he tosses around words like “syllogism” and “travail” without blinking, and masterfully marries tricky adverbs with equally cumbersome adjectives. But the voice does not boom the way Frasier’s does. It doesn’t fill the impossibly resplendent Waldorf Astoria suite in which we sit the way it filled a certain Boston watering hole then, or the Seattle airwaves now. Though still very much a work-in-progress after 16 years, Frasier is so real, so believable, so dead-on, it’s hard to imagine that there’s any acting going on, that there’s a difference between the actor and the role. Yes, the voice - the reverberating, rumbling baritone, spewing overeducated philosophy, boundless frustration, and earnest angst and, in turn, making America feel better about itself every Thursday night - the voice sounds, well, normal. Later, I play the tape for friends. They don’t believe it’s Frasier. I tell them it’s not.

Monday, June 9, 2014

My Short, Sweet Stint With ESPN

A long, long time ago, when I was single and goatees were cool, I wrote a column for ESPN.com's hot "Page 2" section. 

It was on my then girlfriend's (now wife's) Red Sox-crazed family. I sent it to them unbidden--I believe I actually pasted the entire thing into one of those "Comments" boxes--and they published it.

It was 2001. 

Then I wrote another and another, and the editor there said, "you know, if you, like, want to turn this into a regular thing..."

I didn't think I had a "regular thing" in me, and at the time, didn't think dudes who wrote about sports minutia every day or even every week were all that cool.

Clearly I could've done much more with that opportunity. ESP-freakin'-N!

Around the same time, a young Boston writer with a lot of energy and style started writing for Page 2 as well. He turned it into a regular thing, and then some.

So lookit Bill Simmons today. 

And lookit me! When you click on the "Michael Malone archive" on ESPN.com, under my headshot, the record for the NBA coach of the same name comes up.

No respect.

You can access most of the columns I wrote back then here.

Friday, June 6, 2014

The Best Testers in Westchester


Earlier this year, I wrote about the best indoor play places in Westchester County, with a crew of kids serving as my testers. The story ran in Westchester Magazine.

Previously, I'd set out to find the greatest outdoor playground in the county. That too ran in Westchester Magazine. That story also involved unpaid minors doing all the hard work.

That one starts:

Westchester has, as we well know, the best of everything. The best restaurants, best parks, best stores—not to mention taxes that no other region can boast of. So it only stands to reason that the area’s playgrounds, thanks in no small part to those hefty taxes, are among the finest in the country.
But what makes for a great playground is in the eyes of the beholder, and it certainly helps if that beholder’s eyes are level with, say, a swing, or the third step up to a slide. So, after an extensive canvassing of parents for a list of the region’s best playgrounds, we conscripted a panel of experts—a half dozen native sons and daughters, ages 4 to 8—to climb all over the swings, slides, and spinny chairs and share their thoughts. They are sibs Charlotte and Gavin (Hawthorne), Conor and Eoin (Valhalla), and Leo and Lulu (Mamaroneck). Here’s their take.



Wednesday, June 4, 2014

A Thousand Words About a 40 Year Old Clipboard? Go For It!


I get my one New York Times story a year, and brag it up the rest of the year.

This one was particularly fun: a personal essay on a rather ugly souvenir I got at Shea Stadium when I was a wee boy, and a reflection on the timelessness of fathers and sons watching baseball together.

This rust-brown portfolio with a gold Mets logo, gold clip and nary a dash of blue or orange has, over the decades, smoothed out mushed junior high homework, held my résumé during job interviews and housed book chapters that awaited editing. Several days a week, it holds the important material I plan to read on the train ride home while my work papers float around in my backpack.

I often wonder how this modest folder has survived my many moves while seemingly more worthy possessions like furniture and books were tossed like so many big-salary Marlins. My clipboard is not a cute bobblehead. I can’t wear it, it’s not autographed, and it’s clearly not game-used. So what keeps me clipped to it?

Area Man Reaches Century Mark of Brewery Columns


Nice profile of my work at Captain Lawrence Brewing, where I write the weekly "Notes From the Tasting Room" about what people are drinking and thinking. 

It came from the capable hand of Mark Lungariello of Westchester Business Journal.

Like Father, Like...Daughter?


My son does not go for sports.
But my daughter does.
Here's what I wrote on fatherhood and youth sports for Hudson Valley Parent.

Before I became a father, my visions of fatherhood were — like many men, I’m sure —centered around sports: Me standing on the sidelines or sitting in the bleachers, cheering my impossibly swift and exceedingly dexterous son as he scored a goal, ran for a touchdown, or rifled a double into the gap.
And before I ever glimpsed a fuzzy sonogram image, those visions of the future involved a son, not a daughter.
I’d like to think some other dadhood images crept in — me misting up as the kid got his diploma, standing up for him at his wedding — but I only remember sports ones. And always with a boy.
- See more at: http://www.hvparent.com/likefatherlikedaughter#sthash.hUEp4sPg.dpuf
Before I became a father, my visions of fatherhood were — like many men, I’m sure —centered around sports: Me standing on the sidelines or sitting in the bleachers, cheering my impossibly swift and exceedingly dexterous son as he scored a goal, ran for a touchdown, or rifled a double into the gap.
And before I ever glimpsed a fuzzy sonogram image, those visions of the future involved a son, not a daughter.
I’d like to think some other dadhood images crept in — me misting up as the kid got his diploma, standing up for him at his wedding — but I only remember sports ones. And always with a boy.
- See more at: http://www.hvparent.com/likefatherlikedaughter#sthash.hUEp4sPg.dpuf
Before I became a father, my visions of fatherhood were — like many men, I’m sure —centered around sports: Me standing on the sidelines or sitting in the bleachers, cheering my impossibly swift and exceedingly dexterous son as he scored a goal, ran for a touchdown, or rifled a double into the gap.
And before I ever glimpsed a fuzzy sonogram image, those visions of the future involved a son, not a daughter.
I’d like to think some other dadhood images crept in — me misting up as the kid got his diploma, standing up for him at his wedding — but I only remember sports ones. And always with a boy.
- See more at: http://www.hvparent.com/likefatherlikedaughter#sthash.hUEp4sPg.dpuf
Before I became a father, my visions of fatherhood were — like many men, I’m sure —centered around sports: Me standing on the sidelines or sitting in the bleachers, cheering my impossibly swift and exceedingly dexterous son as he scored a goal, ran for a touchdown, or rifled a double into the gap.
And before I ever glimpsed a fuzzy sonogram image, those visions of the future involved a son, not a daughter.
I’d like to think some other dadhood images crept in — me misting up as the kid got his diploma, standing up for him at his wedding — but I only remember sports ones. And always with a boy.
- See more at: http://www.hvparent.com/likefatherlikedaughter#sthash.hUEp4sPg.dpuf

Before I became a father, my visions of fatherhood were — like many men, I’m sure —centered around sports: Me standing on the sidelines or sitting in the bleachers, cheering my impossibly swift and exceedingly dexterous son as he scored a goal, ran for a touchdown, or rifled a double into the gap.
And before I ever glimpsed a fuzzy sonogram image, those visions of the future involved a son, not a daughter.
I’d like to think some other dadhood images crept in — me misting up as the kid got his diploma, standing up for him at his wedding — but I only remember sports ones. And always with a boy.
- See more at: http://www.hvparent.com/likefatherlikedaughter#sthash.hUEp4sPg.dpuf